Driving your customers nuts pt 2

[Dreadbelly]

There otterbee some kinda law.

Or a means of retribution.

[RockyR]

There otterbee some kinda law.

Or a means of retribution.

You know what would REALLY tick Robert off? Order 10 kilts. Make his backorder go up. He would HATE you guys SO MUCH b/c he'd have to work like h3ll to get it back down again!

[Dreadbelly]

You know what would REALLY tick Robert off? Order 10 kilts. Make his backorder go up. He would HATE you guys SO MUCH b/c he'd have to work like h3ll to get it back down again!

Naw... I was thinking something like interactive web activated shock collars.

MWAHAHAHAH I SHALL TAUNT YOU WITH NO FEAR OF RETALIATION!

ZZZZT!

I'm sorry, what was I saying?

[bunchdescendant]

Naw... I was thinking something like interactive web activated shock collars.

MWAHAHAHAH I SHALL TAUNT YOU WITH NO FEAR OF RETALIATION!

ZZZZT!

I'm sorry, what was I saying?

Uh....OK......

Ray

[The Wizard of BC]

Prior to this little tet-a-tet I was thinking about installing a webcam in the shop so people could see their kilt being made. (Of course they could also see me sleeping on the layout table or sitting around drinking coffee and thinking deep kilt thoughts.)

Now however I have re-considered. If I had a webcam every one of you would be calling me all day and kibitzing. Now that I know what is in your twisted minds I think I'll just lock the door, unplug the phone, turn off the lights, and hide in the bathroom.

[Scott Gilmore]

Prior to this little tet-a-tet I was thinking about installing a webcam in the shop so people could see their kilt being made. ....

Psst - here's a suggestion (but don't tell anyone): Install the Webcam and run a continuous looped tape of you frantically slaving away cutting and stitching kilts day and night.

heh heh ;)