The other day, going to the bank. Some dipstick shouts out of his car window a long string of profanities.

I told him to get out of his car and say it to my face. His car is parked in the road, the light is red. I move toward the car just a bit.

He loses his nerve and stammers a bit, and manages to get out "F*** no I aint stupid!" Light changes, he drives away.

I totally can't help my self, I darn near die laughing. I had to sit down on the flowerbed wall at the Landmark Building to catch my breath.