kilt to school next friday

[Blu (Ontario)]

... just thinking about it and what questions I might be asked and how i'll respond.

You'll be stealing thunder from the Alpha males... so they just have to comment. They'll try to impress others with question such as ...

-Nice skirt!

Answer: yes it is... but grown-ups call it a kilt.

-What are you wearing under there?

Answer: Are you making a pass at me?

-Where are your bagpipes?

Answer: Same place as yours!

-Did you lose a bet?

Answer: I won!... The loser is in blue jeans.

-Are you Scottish?

Answer: As Scottish as I need to be.

-Are you a true Scot?

As true as I need to be.

-Are you gay?

Answer: Are you looking?

These are my stock answers to the usual tired stock questions. Every once in while someone will come up with a new twist, but mostly it's the same old quips. When you're prepared, you can enjoy the experience with confidence.

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[cacunn]

-Where are your bagpipes?

Answer: Same place as yours!
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In a school environment it may be better to answer the "Where are you bagpipes?" question by patting the sides of your kilt, as if checking your pockets and say "gee I must have left them in my other kilt"