Is it legal to go out shopping having left one's brain at home ?

Personally, I find it kind of sad that someone so obviously bereft of functioning grey matter is at loose in a supermarket where she can demonstrate her ignorance to innocent passers-by. The whole skirt comment's a bit of a non starter anyway. Are we supposed to believe that there's a huge swath of contemporary society who spend inordinate amounts of time silently ( and frustratedly) admiring skirts as they go about their daily business - but for some reason only find they can unburden their latent skirt fanciing tendencies when they see a kilted man. The stress of containing a lifetime's skirt observation/admiration must be enormous, so I suppose it's a relief to see a chap in a kilt.

I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I spent a day sidling up uninvited to unsuspecting lady shoppers down the mall complimenting their jeans and asking if they or their ancestors happened to be wranglers from the deep south ? "Hey lady - love the jeans - two questions. Firstly what do you wear with them and secondly aren't you a bit hot ?

I think you can guess where I'd find myself pretty soon...