Two new comments and a standard

[LordKiltClad]

I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I spent a day sidling up uninvited to unsuspecting lady shoppers down the mall complimenting their jeans and asking if they or their ancestors happened to be wranglers from the deep south ? "Hey lady - love the jeans - two questions. Firstly what do you wear with them and secondly aren't you a bit hot ?

I think you can guess where I'd find myself pretty soon...

At her place?

[Dreadbelly]

At her place?

Why are so many kilt wearers so darn cheeky?

I include my self...

And I don't mean cheeky in the moonin sense either!