Quote Originally Posted by Kilted KT View Post
1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!
But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian