For any newbies who are nervous about wearing a kilt in public...

[Fearnest]

Black on black is cheating, big Al! Now, if you did it in a Loud McLeod . . .

Ah, but can you imagine the class action lawsuit that would ensue? All those poor, blind bikers who wouldn't have a way home for several days while they waited for their retinas to recover...


What we really need to help bridge the gap is a patch for the apron that says "If you can read this, the sporran fell off."


Get your knees in the breeze, and bugs in your teeth!

[morrison]

.... What we really need to help bridge the gap is a patch for the apron that says "If you can read this, the sporran fell off."

Perhaps another could read, "If you can read this, I'd be hoping I'm your date. ....... Ma'am.":butt: