No Shoes, No Kilt, No Service

[Mr. MacDougall]

Where's that sign posted?

[Ayin McFye]

Where's that sign posted?

It's in my friend Todd's backyard. He has his whole backyard set up like a pub. But you've got to be wearing a kilt to be served at his bar. He always has plenty of "tasty spirits" on hand, so it's worth wearing a kilt.

[Kilted Taper]

I picked up a wooden version of that sign from eBay. This one looks metal, is it? also looks a little bigger then mine.