Quote Originally Posted by cavscout View Post
They can have my sporran when they pry it from my cold, dead crotch!
I now wait for Michael Moore to do a movie!

But the law sounds like it is creating a bureaucratic nightmare - my sealskin dress sporran is over 30 years old but there is no paperwork to prove it. The manufacturer's stamp is still visible on the rear.

Are they going to microchip licensed sporrans?