June 30th - Tempe, Arizona

[Retro Red]

I normally don't frequent Snottsdale bars cuz large quantities of silicon gives me a rash...

I was also going to recommend the Scottsdale Tilted Kilt at Scottsdale Road & Bell, but I guess that would defeat the purpose of exposing large numbers of "the Typical Snotsdale Bleach Blonde Hair Extensioned Bosooms Implanted Crystal Decorated Blackberry carrying bar floozies" to the authentic power of the kilt since the Tilted Kilt isn't one of the anointed establishments of the "In Crowd."

I really like this idea, though; let's definitely do this!
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[Ayin McFye]

I normally don't frequent Snottsdale bars cuz large quantities of silicon gives me a rash...

I was also going to recommend the Scottsdale Tilted Kilt at Scottsdale Road & Bell, but I guess that would defeat the purpose of exposing large numbers of "the Typical Snotsdale Bleach Blonde Hair Extensioned Bosooms Implanted Crystal Decorated Blackberry carrying bar floozies" to the authentic power of the kilt since the Tilted Kilt isn't one of the anointed establishments of the "In Crowd."

I really like this idea, though; let's definitely do this!
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We could always hit some snobby scottsdale bar for an hour, and then finish the night at the Scotsdale Tilted Kilt. I don't know how many of the Sonoran Scotsmen would be down for this, but I think it'd be hilarious. We have a lot of safe drinkers in our group so most of them are going to disagree to a kilt night far away, but I'll see what I can do about finding people to be DD for our excursion. I'm going to give it a few weeks, because there is a lot going on right now, but most likely the 2nd weekend in August would be ideal.