Be prepared.... be very prepared.

Niblox, Ireland's most celebrated X-marker ("my ****!" - Ricky Tomlinson) will be returning to his spiritual home, Scotland, in October to live and work in Edinburgh. Not only will I be frequenting Ferintosh on a more regular basis, I will be drinking you out of house and home (just joking!).

Not only that, I intend to do all the mountain bike trails that I can in my hideously garish tartan bike shorts - which will be an aesthetic and artistic offence of the most ghastly order.

Looking forward to seeing you all soon....!