Amateurs! All of you!

For truly delivering shock and awe to the loud rap music crowd, one must freestyle in one's kilt. (that's freestyle rapping brothers and sisters)

Tends to snap them out if it, and that right soon.

If you can't rap, Bluegrass is another great alternative.

There are some smashing replies to the "bagpiper" challenge that don't wear well on a family forum. A little thought and imagination on your part.....