Since you seem to be struggling to get those off of your, erm, his hands, I'll volunteer my services to take them.

Actually, I have a hemp Rkilt on order, and a pending order for a bronze leather one after I receive the hemp one. I can't wait. Erm, I mean, I have to wait, but I really can't. I mean, just look at those kilts. Marvelous!

Mike

PS, although I'm in Canada, I'm in Western Canada. On the other side of the mountains. To you in Ontario, we don't even exist, so it's the perfect destination for all of those pesky leather Rkilts to be sent to. ;)