Vote; DO or DON'T

[Riverkilt]

Methinks it would work better to somehow secure the rubber chicken hidden under your kilt. Then whenever someone asks what you're wearing under your kilt you can reach up and pull out the rubber chicken and show them...

Ron

[ccga3359]

Methinks it would work better to somehow secure the rubber chicken hidden under your kilt. Then whenever someone asks what you're wearing under your kilt you can reach up and pull out the rubber chicken and show them...

Ron

Close enough Ron?

[Riverkilt]

The decorum of this board prevents multiple responses...and I'm too cracked up to type much anyway....does seem like a good way to meet a friendly lady....can only imagine their pick up lines to you...

Ron

[Raptor]

Methinks it would work better to somehow secure the rubber chicken hidden under your kilt. Then whenever someone asks what you're wearing under your kilt you can reach up and pull out the rubber chicken and show them...

Ron

Have you been lurking in the background at one of my drinking holes? I did that once at the "pint & pickle" with my pet rubber chicken "Gordon". It has to do with a tired old pun about "the cocky wee Gordon's the pride o' them all..."

[elitekiltedcommando]

Methinks it would work better to somehow secure the rubber chicken hidden under your kilt. Then whenever someone asks what you're wearing under your kilt you can reach up and pull out the rubber chicken and show them...

Ron

Now how did you know where I just happen to keep MY rubber chicken?

And Grant... I love you for that. That is just amazing.