Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Methinks it would work better to somehow secure the rubber chicken hidden under your kilt. Then whenever someone asks what you're wearing under your kilt you can reach up and pull out the rubber chicken and show them...

Ron
Have you been lurking in the background at one of my drinking holes? I did that once at the "pint & pickle" with my pet rubber chicken "Gordon". It has to do with a tired old pun about "the cocky wee Gordon's the pride o' them all..."