Kilts in the Toronto Sun

[The Wizard of BC]

OH yea Robert complain a little more. I mean jeez. I could make 3500 kilts a year too but I have to commute to work. Do you have any idea how much kilt making time I'm forced to waste walking all 311 steps from my house to the shop?
And you don't even have to plug in your sewing machine. If I had all the advantages you do, Oh yea, I'd be pumping out that many kilts too.

[Canuck]

Do you have any idea how much kilt making time I'm forced to waste walking all 311 steps from my house to the shop?

OK no more coffee breaks for you unless you do that on your commute...ah I got it! Design a portable sewing machine powered by a bicycle. Then you could sew on your commute to and from work. That ought to get the numbers up.
3500 Steve you just waste too much time you have to be more productive! Those 311 steps count. Start by staying overnight at your shop every second day. .....Oh, ... you do that already uh...hmmm...well just don't go home and work through the night.....you have an obligation....you must make MORE KILTS! The rabble are depending on you!
This is coming from a fellow, sleep deprived, kiltmaker who has 8 steps to take to get to his studio.