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    note to my fellow ensigns

    Once I drive Grant into the ice like like a tent stake do you guys want to shave his head?

    P.S. Grant I Did find the bomb, look under your chair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel Mender View Post
    Once I drive Grant into the ice like like a tent stake do you guys want to shave his head?

    P.S. Grant I Did fond the bomb, look under your chair

    Mr. Mender
    That's not a bomb under my hair!


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    My Dear Panache,

    This story is hilarious. The only thing that could possibly make it better would be the reintroduction of the greatest character from your first story, the infamous Mr. Dove, even in a cameo appearance.

    Aw, heck, bring in all the other characters as well. Mr. Malt, Mr. Derek, Mr. Red.

    Now, if I can just find some way to get my hands on that c.a.j.u.n.s.c.o.t. computer.
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel Mender View Post
    Once I drive Grant into the ice like like a tent stake do you guys want to shave his head?

    P.S. Grant I Did fond the bomb, look under your chair

    Mr. Mender
    Shaving his head is probably too simple a punishment. even if we used a blunt razor. I think pulling each hair individually would be more fitting.

    Ens. BEEDEE, XMAS Saltire Security

    In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEEDEE View Post
    Shaving his head is probably too simple a punishment. even if we used a blunt razor. I think pulling each hair individually would be more fitting.

    Ens. BEEDEE, XMAS Saltire Security
    And much more fun!!!!

    Note to the Kaptain,
    Is not the Saltire an ARMED airship? Must we continue to suffer insults from a poltroon like Grant? Perhaps it is time to let our Weapons Officer test our systems. Grant has kindly provided us with a splendid target

    YMOS

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