My First Attempt At Doing the Kilt Justice

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Let's all have a show of hands of people that are irritated with any one on this forum having the nerve to have 28" waist.

I'll have you know I ws squessing into 28" jeans up until SOKS kilt nights blew that all to hell! I was areodynamically and hydrodynamically perfect like berserkbishop, now I'm scrawney with a beergut (Molson muscle, Labatt's lump, Sleeman's slump whatever you call it). At least I have all my own hair! The finest poly-viscous I might add.