My new Desert Camo Freedom Kilt.

[McFarkus]

I don't have a drinking problem, My mother taught me how to drink without spilling when I was two.

Reminds me when I was bartending. On a very busy night I handed a woman a bottle of beer. She stared at me, and finally said, "May I have a glass...I can't drink out of a bottle."

I couldn't help myself, "I learned to drink out of a bottle long before I was ready to drink out of a glass." :beer: