Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
You Sir, are the height of fashion today.
I am NOT... I am bald! I am STOUT! I am, as the F-H.C.A.G has adroitly pointed out...OLD. I own a saxophone necktie and I wear it! I am NOT "fa-"...f-f-f-f-f....fassshhhhhh.....ffffaaa...

...................trendy.

Just kidding you're actually chic.
I am NOT. I'm a mammal.


you know why you wear a kilt and I know why you wear a kilt. Others who wear it for fashion won't be wearing it for long. You? You will be comfortable for a long, long time.
A COMFORTABLE mammal.