Ok, I got the tartan myth aswell, but........if I want this to be interesting I need to make my own myth ,..here it is.

If you wear a kilt with out knowing it, on a full moon, while eating borscht, Stalin himself will come and chop off your head while sleeping. Then William Wallice and the kilt police will sue your family, after they vanquish the English, with fireballs from their ****.

Kilts are made with Elven magic.

Fire is afraid of kilt fabric.

Eating kilts makes you "Scottish'er"

Cheers