Need Some Help With My Story

**kiltedcarpenter** · 24th October 07, 02:10 PM

Pants for the job (ladder work can lead to unintended displays) but kilted at all other times!

**ccga3359** · 24th October 07, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by kiltedcarpenter

Pants for the job (ladder work can lead to unintended displays) but kilted at all other times!

Off topic but I believe there is a group of carpenters in Cali that only wear kilts, tartan ones at that. Also some utilikilts come with a modesty snap.

Mr Dove, did`ja see I just counselled this young part time kilted carpenter to full-timedom. Gosh that just shows my stature as a hero (that and twenty bucks!)

**Canuck** · 24th October 07, 03:01 PM

I've been wearing one full time for the past seven years.
Cheers
Robert

**ccga3359** · 24th October 07, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck

I've been wearing one full time for the past seven years.
Cheers
Robert

Dave needs a hero, not some kilt check stealin', grumpy old codger.

BTW I have a dove tattooed on my right forearm like all heros.

**Canuck** · 24th October 07, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Dave needs a hero, not some kilt check stealin', grumpy old codger.

BTW I have a dove tattooed on my right forearm like all heros.

Whose grumpy?....I'm 6'2" blonde blue eyed old guy that has great legs!
an aside...my mother bought a church and turned it into a ballet studio..it was the late 50's and 60's we lived in this church. I had 300 girls go through my house a week...the girls liked my legs so GRANT, need I say more....think dancers...well toned muscular ladies in tights and leotards....the 60's....Love , Peace, (drugs)...freedom.... Heck I didn't need a kilt to be checked! They came to my house Grant on a daily basis! 7 days a week...think about it Grant....I don't have to worry about kilt checks or tattoos...grumpy old codger ya right....you owe me a beer!

**ccga3359** · 24th October 07, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck

Whose grumpy?....I'm 6'2" blonde blue eyed old guy that has great legs!
an aside...my mother bought a church and turned it into a ballet studio..it was the late 50's and 60's we lived in this church. I had 300 girls go through my house a week...the girls liked my legs so GRANT, need I say more....think dancers...well toned muscular ladies in tights and leotards....the 60's....Love , Peace, (drugs)...freedom.... Heck I didn't need a kilt to be checked! They came to my house Grant on a daily basis! 7 days a week...think about it Grant....I don't have to worry about kilt checks or tattoos...grumpy old codger ya right....you owe me a beer!

I didn't know it was possible but I hate you more than I did five minutes ago. Are ya coming to Oakville Saturday for the global kilt night? I think I'll leave my leather RKilt at home and wear my CCK Maple Leaf it'll go well with my secret beaver sporran weapon. Hmmm, CCK isn't he your competition?

Dave it appears that my sudden show of vindictivism might sway yopu against me being your flying kilted super hero. please reconsider I have most of my own teeth (crooked though they may be).

**Panache** · 24th October 07, 04:34 PM

Grant,

During the period that Dave's story is taking place you are leading your crack (or is that cracked?) team of S.O.K.S. operatives on a perilous journey North.

Maybe if you are really nice, Dave's lady friends might break you out of your padded cell...err acommodations at the Wanker Wing of the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminally Kilted.

Cheers

Jamie

**Canuck** · 24th October 07, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Are ya coming to Oakville Saturday for the global kilt night?

I'm leaving for Halifax on Friday and won't be back till next Tuesday...so I won't be there to steal your thunder...best of luck with that maple leaf beaver......