Need Some Help With My Story

[kiltedcarpenter]

Pants for the job (ladder work can lead to unintended displays) but kilted at all other times!

[ccga3359]

Pants for the job (ladder work can lead to unintended displays) but kilted at all other times!

Off topic but I believe there is a group of carpenters in Cali that only wear kilts, tartan ones at that. Also some utilikilts come with a modesty snap.

Mr Dove, did`ja see I just counselled this young part time kilted carpenter to full-timedom. Gosh that just shows my stature as a hero (that and twenty bucks!)

[Canuck]

I've been wearing one full time for the past seven years.
Cheers
Robert

[ccga3359]

I've been wearing one full time for the past seven years.
Cheers
Robert

Dave needs a hero, not some kilt check stealin', grumpy old codger.

BTW I have a dove tattooed on my right forearm like all heros.

[Coemgen]

I'm a full time wearer, except when I'm at grandma's .

[Arlen]

Fill time except for work where I'm not allowed to. (In Scotland working for a Scottish company!)
But I do think Grant would make a fantastic hero. :Twisted:

[Panache]

I only wear a kilt occasionally but I do make a good hero!

...But I do think Grant would make a fantastic hero. :Twisted:

Is there some other definition of "hero" that I am unaware of? If so, could someone enlighten me.

Cheers

Jamie

[ccga3359]

Okay let's run down the candidates, the list I mean.

Roan Carter - didn't shave this morning .

sjrapide - named after a motercycle .

Shultz - too short .

ccga3359 - Handsome well adjusted hero type.

Cactus Jack - Mean prickly fella .

Ozman1944 - he talks funny for a guy in California

kiltedcarpenter - just can't nail it .

Canuck - grumpy old kilt checking fart .

Coemgen - has a dark side .

Arlen - too tall

Panache - would be ticked moron, mooroo, pink

[Canuck]

Dave needs a hero, not some kilt check stealin', grumpy old codger.

BTW I have a dove tattooed on my right forearm like all heros.

Whose grumpy?....I'm 6'2" blonde blue eyed old guy that has great legs!
an aside...my mother bought a church and turned it into a ballet studio..it was the late 50's and 60's we lived in this church. I had 300 girls go through my house a week...the girls liked my legs so GRANT, need I say more....think dancers...well toned muscular ladies in tights and leotards....the 60's....Love , Peace, (drugs)...freedom.... Heck I didn't need a kilt to be checked! They came to my house Grant on a daily basis! 7 days a week...think about it Grant....I don't have to worry about kilt checks or tattoos...grumpy old codger ya right....you owe me a beer!

[ccga3359]

Whose grumpy?....I'm 6'2" blonde blue eyed old guy that has great legs!
an aside...my mother bought a church and turned it into a ballet studio..it was the late 50's and 60's we lived in this church. I had 300 girls go through my house a week...the girls liked my legs so GRANT, need I say more....think dancers...well toned muscular ladies in tights and leotards....the 60's....Love , Peace, (drugs)...freedom.... Heck I didn't need a kilt to be checked! They came to my house Grant on a daily basis! 7 days a week...think about it Grant....I don't have to worry about kilt checks or tattoos...grumpy old codger ya right....you owe me a beer!

I didn't know it was possible but I hate you more than I did five minutes ago. Are ya coming to Oakville Saturday for the global kilt night? I think I'll leave my leather RKilt at home and wear my CCK Maple Leaf it'll go well with my secret beaver sporran weapon. Hmmm, CCK isn't he your competition?

Dave it appears that my sudden show of vindictivism might sway yopu against me being your flying kilted super hero. please reconsider I have most of my own teeth (crooked though they may be).