Missions of the Retrieval Team - Kiltmen Down

[macwilkin]

The secret to avoid detection by the dreaded cabal of evil moderators is to create and wear a helmet made entirely of aluminum foil. The foil blocks nefarious devices of the moderators and you will remain undetected. As an added bonus the alien mind control devices will be stopped as well.

P.

Jamie,

!

We must not tell them about the international moderator/Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


With apologies to Gen. Jack D. Ripper in Dr Strangelove

[davedove]

The secret to avoid detection by the dreaded cabal of evil moderators is to create and wear a helmet made entirely of aluminum foil. The foil blocks nefarious devices of the moderators and you will remain undetected. As an added bonus the alien mind control devices will be stopped as well.

P.

Jamie,

!

We must not tell them about the international moderator/Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


With apologies to Gen. Jack D. Ripper in Dr Strangelove

You guys are killing me.

Dear readers,

Please remember that this is a work of fiction. The moderators are a kind and noble group whose only desire is to make the forum a better place.

(davedove gets the aluminum foil and begins to make his helmet.)

[ccga3359]

You guys are killing me.

Dear readers,

Please remember that this is a work of fiction.

COOL! I'm gonna get kilt checked!!!

[davedove]

COOL! I'm gonna get kilt checked!!!

Now, that's not fiction, it's fantasy.

[ccga3359]

OK Big whoop, so David invented a man-purse that holds stuff and he calls it a sporran. So he invented a Faraday cage years after a bloke named Faraday made one. This is not new, I believe even Panache relies heavily on his to prevent aliens stealing his thoughts. Am I not correct doesn't Jamie wear a coif?

[macwilkin]

You guys are killing me.

Dear readers,

Please remember that this is a work of fiction. The moderators are a kind and noble group whose only desire is to make the forum a better place.

(davedove gets the aluminum foil and begins to make his helmet.)

Did you ever see a moderator drink a glass of water? :mrgreen:

Now we'll see who the die-hard Strangelove fans are...

T.

[davedove]

Did you ever see a moderator drink a glass of water? :mrgreen:

Now we'll see who the die-hard Strangelove fans are...

T.

Do you mean the Moderators are flouridating the water?

[macwilkin]

Do you mean the Moderators are flouridating the water?

We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.

But, Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous moderator plot we have ever had to face.

[Panache]

Did you ever see a moderator drink a glass of water? :mrgreen:

With the money we spend each year on whisky and whiskey at the Great Golden Hall I should hope not!

Cheers

Jamie

[Freedomlover]

With the money we spend each year on whisky and whiskey at the Great Golden Hall I should hope not!

Cheers

Jamie

I should dearly hope you spend nothing on "whiskey". I would have thought that a global cabal such as X marks would have long since cottoned onto the fact that whiskyand whiskey are different animals. Perhaps there is yet hope for the comfortably draped masses.........