Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
The secret to avoid detection by the dreaded cabal of evil moderators is to create and wear a helmet made entirely of aluminum foil. The foil blocks nefarious devices of the moderators and you will remain undetected. As an added bonus the alien mind control devices will be stopped as well.

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Quote Originally Posted by cajunscot View Post
Jamie,

!

We must not tell them about the international moderator/Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


With apologies to Gen. Jack D. Ripper in Dr Strangelove
You guys are killing me.

Dear readers,

Please remember that this is a work of fiction. The moderators are a kind and noble group whose only desire is to make the forum a better place.

(davedove gets the aluminum foil and begins to make his helmet.)