Now, now, ladies, let's pull in the claws or we'll snag our stockings-regardless of color!

BTW: Hey! I LOVED my Bonanza shirts & LIS Turtlenecks! I think they should be revived immediately and the Kilt Police enforce the wearing of them by every Kilter - with vivid white hose being the ONLY permitted sock, under penalty of instant execution. (Shot at dawn!)