Quote Originally Posted by MacHummel View Post
But you still didn't get kilt checked! Ha ha

Did it ever occur to you people that I find kilt checks morally reprehensible, legally illegal and just plain in bad taste? Did it also occur to you that I personally disallow kilt checks because I wear my kilt for my personal enjoyment and not for the purpose of having some young lady sully herself for a joke, a dare or to satisfy her curiosity? Did it not alsio dawn on you that what i wear under my kilt is nobody's business but my own, that I have personal pride that I do not wish to have tainted for said reasons? Do you think that by my mere presence before these said young ladies that they realize that they have the honour of being next to greatness and that they also realize that by going for a cheap thrill it would lessen their very existence? And has it ever possibly occured to you that I'm just having an off year?