ROTFLMAO!!!


Thanks for the pun-ishment, McMurdo! (And to all you others who've contributed puns to this thread.)

I got a great laugh out of those - this is a great way to end the workweek & start the weekend!

I'm glad to see that there's others that enjoy playing with their words!

Since it'd be bad form not to contribute...

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

...and for the musically inclined...
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

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