Here is one for Retro Red

[Ayin McFye]

Oh puns... life would not be the same without them. Here is my contribution



Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.

[ccga3359]

When I was born, they threw away the mold. Most of it grew back though.

[Mike1]

C'mon Panache, jump in here with some of your own.

How about the machinist that accidentally backed into his running lathe and got a little behind in his work?

[Big Mikey]

Oh puns... life would not be the same without them. Here is my contribution.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

Don't you mean "Pink Panached"?!?

[Oldhiker]

there once was a man who worked in a pickle factory.

he and they were both promptly fired.