My joy in kilts

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I like kilts because I am a very warm blooded guy. And although 5 months out of the year I could be naked and I would still be way too hot, the kilt is definitely better than pants.

I like kilts because I always find pants and and shorts too restrictive. I can barely move my legs in those evil denim shackles I used to wear. In my kilt, I can (theoretically) do the splits and the only crotch I have to worry about is my own.

Speaking of crotches... well, let's just say that when I'm getting ready for my escrima class, it's that much harder to put on that cup (which apparently doesn't come in any sizes larger than XL) after a day of kilted freedom.

I do also enjoy most of the attention, though there are times when I'm just not in the mood. What helps though is that it acts as filter of sorts, weeding out the people who can't put up with my weirdness, as they tend to also have more trouble with the kilt. And those guys who want to give me crap always ask the same questions, giving me an easy opportunity for a hilarious comeback.

But for the most part, it just feels good.