Oh man, I've been waiting all year to sing this song:

Santa's A Scotsman

It's Christmas time in Scotland,
And my kid said to me
"Just one question daddy,
Before I go to sleep
How will Santa find me?"
so I said, "Wherever he may roam
Santa will find you
because he's coming home."

Chorus:
Don't you know Santa's a Scotsman,
He's loved wherever he goes
He moved from Glasgow to Lapland,
Following Rudolf's nose
Santa's a Scotsman,
come on make a fuss
Too many pies,
not enough exercise,
of course he's one of us!

He only works one day a year,
And then he takes a break;
He'll have a nip of whisky
And a bit of Christmas cake;
He likes a pudding supper,
And when he arrives tonight
He'll come in through the window
'Cos the chimney is too tight.

Repeat Chorus