James, if you REALLY want to be famous, and Christmas-y at the same time, just wear your same outfit, bleach your beard white, and walk around the mall chuckling "Ho, Ho, HO!" (come to think of it, you could say the same about the girls at Hooters tonight)

Either way, you're sure to get LOTS of attention, either from delighted small children or slightly annoyed scantily clad Hooters waitresses.