Why does it have to become an addiction once it's no longer a hobby? Why can't we become professional kilt-buyers? ESPN2 has competitive cup-stacking on once in a while. Kilt-buying is just as much a sport as that! I can see it now:
On the left, weighing in at 185lbs, the 6 ft Virginian Minion. Will his wool kilt swish him to victory or will he lag behind the speedy Polyvinyl? Hose are gartered! Ghillies tied! And they're off!
TheKiltedWonder is searching ebay. He might find a few deals here, if he can just avoid the ever dangerous poisonous pleated skirts of Pakistan. He's got a lead now. He's looking strong with 5 minutes of bidding to go and NO! He fumbles it. It'll be hard to recover from this.

Just a side note to all the companies out there: I'm totally up for corporate sponsorship in my Kilt-buying career