When does buying kilts stop being a hobby and become grounds for an intervention?

[cessna152towser]

At the moment I'm jonesing for kilt #30. My delight at acquiring new kilts is beginning to be countered by a melancholy at all these kilts hanging in the wardrobe unused and each only getting worn on average one day a month, since I can only wear one at a time. I need to find a way to produce multiple clones of myself so my kilts will get worn more frequently.

[ccga3359]

At the moment I'm jonesing for kilt #30. My delight at acquiring new kilts is beginning to be countered by a melancholy at all these kilts hanging in the wardrobe unused and each only getting worn on average one day a month, since I can only wear one at a time. I need to find a way to produce multiple clones of myself so my kilts will get worn more frequently.

I'll be your clone for that very-rare, very-valuable CADPAT FK for you .