Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Amoskeag]

*begin geek reference*
Sort of like a...cluster of Tribbles.
*end geek reference*

"And get these tribbles off my....................kilt!"

[Nick]

"And get these tribbles off my....................kilt!"

"WHERE?!"

"I gave them to the Scots, sir"

"You gave them to the Scots?"

"Aye, sir. Just before they cut into the haggis I beamed the whole kit-n-kaboodle to the front of their kilts. Where they'll be no tribble a' tall."

[James MacMillan]

"WHERE?!"

"I gave them to the Scots, sir"

"You gave them to the Scots?"

"Aye, sir. Just before they cut into the haggis I beamed the whole kit-n-kaboodle to the front of their kilts. Where they'll be no tribble a' tall."

Superb

[Nick the DSM]

tye die hippie fur sporran?!

[Chef]

"WHERE?!"

"I gave them to the Scots, sir"

"You gave them to the Scots?"

"Aye, sir. Just before they cut into the haggis I beamed the whole kit-n-kaboodle to the front of their kilts. Where they'll be no tribble a' tall."

Love it!