Quote Originally Posted by Amoskeag View Post
"And get these tribbles off my....................kilt!"
"WHERE?!"

"I gave them to the Scots, sir"

"You gave them to the Scots?"

"Aye, sir. Just before they cut into the haggis I beamed the whole kit-n-kaboodle to the front of their kilts. Where they'll be no tribble a' tall."