Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
Let's see... I don't own a pair of pants that fit me any more. I have shrunk out of all of them. So I did Christmas Day, and Christmas Eve, and today, and Sunday... and (snip) every other day that ends in a "y" kilted.
I need to change part of the above so it fits for me, so - here goes!

Let's see... I don't own a pair of pants that fit me any more. The pants have all shrunk. So I did Christmas Day, and Christmas Eve, and today, and Sunday... and every other day that ends in a "y" kilted.

Christmas was great, and the more so, because I was kilted!