Kilt T-shirt sayings

[Chef]

"It's a kilt, I don't play the bagpipes, I don't wear anything under it, Because it's comfortable, who cares if I'm scottish and I really don't want to hear about your family history"

I'm sorry, but I find this one just a tad on the rude side. If you're going to wear a garment that has a long-standing association with Scotland, you should be a good "ambassador" whilst wearing it and show respect. If you want respect, you have to give it.

I would agree. The fact that you might not be Scottish is beside the point, most people associate the kilt with Scotland so if you are going to wear it respect should be shown for its origins.

"Funny, most intelligent people call it a kilt"

I'm personally not a fan of t-shirt sayings that try to be funny, by being insulting. IMHO they tell us more about the wearer than the intended reader.