You know... I was helping my friend wrap gifts during Christmas, and I had to sit down on the floor. I wasn't quite sure how I should. My friend told me to fan it out in a circle around me with nothing under me. Now that I think about it... I think she was telling me how she would sit on the floor in a skirt. I don't think I want to sit on the floor in a kilt until I know for sure what the "CORRECT" way to do that in a kilt is.

Do I have to turn in my Man Card now?