Wastewater Treatment Plant Operator or as "we in sewage" call it Turd Herder.
It's not very pretty but it pays well (it better). That's why I don't wear my tank to work; Thriftys go right in the washing machine. Another huge benefit is no one ever comes to visit or bothers me!
I'm also a musician, I used to do it full time but after my kids were born I came off the road and now do it nights and weekends. I do historic American popular music on original instruments, mostly early 19th C.
Bob