Tanks a Million, Barb T

[turpin]

Great-looking kilt, Turpin! I do like the Campbell tartan; but, there's a pub in Glencoe to which you shouldn't wear it.

But in Glencoe I'll be wearing Grant Hunting Ancient - or Munro Ancient

[Jack Daw]

But in Glencoe I'll be wearing Grant Hunting Ancient - or Munro Ancient

Well good, then. But, don't tell tales. I have a Campbell friend who visited that pub, the name escapes me. He saw a sign that said, "No Campbells", which he passed off as a joke or a gimmick. So, he goes in, sits at the bar, and begins enjoying a brew. After a bit of conversation and about halfway into his beer, he lets it be known that he's a Campbell. All smiles disappeared and he was told to exit without finishing his beer and without having to pay.