Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
Dick, SOKS Rule #1 clearly states:

1.1 "That no other "Kilt Society" (i.e. Nor-Cal Rabble, DEKS, SEKS etc) shall find out the truth of what really happens at a SOKS event upon penalty of suspension and/or/ including expulsion from SOKS"

1.2 "That no other member of the Internet forum known as 'X Marks The Scot' will ever find out the truth of just how many kilt checks SOKS member 'ccga3359', a.k.a. 'Grant', a.k.a. 'The Kilt Check King' actually gets in one evening of debauchery for fear of rioting in various locales globally situated"

1.3 "It is to be noted that SOKS member 'McMurdo', a.k.a. 'Glen', a.k.a. 'Mr. Big Bum' has a really, really big bum"

You are well advised to reread the rules as written.
That's it Sir I throw down the gauntlet, I propose wet noodles at 10 paces. I await your reply sir if one is not forthcoming I shall then take up my quarrel with your second if indeed you have one.