You might be an X Marker if...

**ccga3359** · 11th March 08, 06:59 PM

When you're at a kilt night in Hamilton and accidentally find yourself in a ripper bar and the dancer is peeling off a minikilt and you're arguing over what the tartan is, you might be an XMarker*

*McMurdo, Improv1, Hendry... but not I

.

**emolas** · 11th March 08, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

When you're at a kilt night in Hamilton and accidentally find yourself in a ripper bar and the dancer is peeling off a minikilt and you're arguing over what the tartan is, you might be an XMarker*

*McMurdo, Improv1, Hendry... but not I

.

If I had a dollar for every time I "accidentally found myself in a ripper bar"...
I'd be all set for the next one.

And I am guilty of this as well.

**LordKiltClad** · 11th March 08, 11:52 PM

If you are touring on holiday and find yourself standing in front of a landmark with hands spread wide palms up, one foot forward, slightly bent at the waist and silly smile on your face, you might be an xmarker......

**davedove** · 12th March 08, 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

When you're at a kilt night in Hamilton and accidentally find yourself in a ripper bar and the dancer is peeling off a minikilt and you're arguing over what the tartan is, you might be an XMarker*

*McMurdo, Improv1, Hendry... but not I

.

OK, I admit it. This has happened to me. Although I was enjoying the young ladies assets, I did try to identify the tartan in the dark room.

**H. Hastings** · 12th March 08, 05:21 AM

I don't know about WWHD but there is a sign on my closet that reads "WWHW?" ....

**Big Mikey** · 12th March 08, 08:54 AM

If on your driving holiday, you see roadkill and think "Full mask or just a pelt" you might be an XMarker.

If said holiday is planned to meet other kilties and attend a highland games, you might be an XMarker.

If you can wear a kilt to dig your car out of the snow, you might be an XMarker.

If before leaving the house, you ask your spouse "How are my pleats?", you might be an XMarker.

If you come into some extra money and immediately think "PV or wool?", you might be an XMarker.

**kiltedinUSMC** · 12th March 08, 09:46 AM

You might be a xmarker when you can't go one day with out checking the xmarks forum.
You go online at work to check the latest posting... you might be a xmarker
When you have Rocky and Matt on you speed dial... you might be an xmarker.

**kevinkinney** · 12th March 08, 10:07 AM

Only 30 minutes thinking about your daily dress?

C'mon Panache....ordinary people do that....

**davedove** · 12th March 08, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by kevinkinney

Only 30 minutes thinking about your daily dress?

C'mon Panache....ordinary people do that....

I hardly ever did. Usually it was a quick "OK what's clean today?"

**Howard Clark** · 12th March 08, 11:15 AM

I never cared at all what I looked like before kilts, most of the time, and certainly did not care about what I looked like to anyone else. Now I do. Sometimes I still do not care, but it is far less frequently.

If I'm going to wear it out, it will be with some style.