Grant's rant - SOKS

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 20th March 08, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by pipesndrumsnun

Hmmm...maybe like the words to that old perennial favorite: "Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize!"

But shouldn't the ribbons be somewhere else besides the outside of the kilt?

I'm so sorry you haven't collected any yet Grant. We'll have to work some sympathetic magic with our rubber chicken!

Be well,

**davedove** · 21st March 08, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

But shouldn't the ribbons be somewhere else besides the outside of the kilt?

I'm so sorry you haven't collected any yet Grant. We'll have to work some sympathetic magic with our rubber chicken!

Be well,

Yeah, but then the chicken will be getting the kilt checks, not him.

As far as the ribbons, I see a story there someplace.

**SexyButler** · 21st March 08, 07:11 AM

Grant, Grant Grant...why do you set yourself up like this?

**Coinneach** · 21st March 08, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

But shouldn't the ribbons be somewhere else besides the outside of the kilt?

Maybe there's no more room for blue ribbons...uh...elsewhere.

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