LOL, that's great. I like the line that says

"And you can't tote that laptop to the beach"

I think when people make opinions that include the words "never" or "always" it's very dangerous.

I hear people all the time say "There "may" be life on other planets, BUT we'll never know because it's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light" Ok, that might be true right now, but it might not be true in 100 years or 1000.