Funny comment by my mom

[Tattoo Bradley]

Well my man, if you need the money for a "real kilt" you'd better take her up on it! It'll be WELL worth it.

[Livingston]

We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

[Bill]

We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts. Done
Step 2. Buy Hose. Dome
Step 3. Buy flashes. Done
Step 4. Buy sporrans. Done
Step 5. Buy kilt pins. Done
Step 6. Buy fly plaids. Done
Step 7. Buy jackets. Done
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs. Done
Step 9. Buy shoes. Done
Step 10. Learn to make kilts. Not yet but own the "Art of Kit Making"
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks. Done
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family. Doing

Hello my name is Bill and I am a KIlt addict!

Yes that's how it starts.

[Lyrd]

Well my man, if you need the money for a "real kilt" you'd better take her up on it! It'll be WELL worth it.

Nah, i'm good. I should have her buy my dad a kilt for fathers day though. He's a good catholic boy after all.