Put on my new SportKilt after i got home from work. I had several errands to run and figured it would be a good opportunity to see how the kilt did. I stopped by my parents to drop something off and my mom glances up from her computer where she plays pogo games like a crack addict, looks at me and remarks " Soooo, your gonna be Scot dude full time now?" I laughed and said " Well one never knows".
She just looked me over and said " Well son, guess you better buy a better Kilt then, wanna borrow some money?"

Heheheehe. Me Own Mum!! Really time for that Kathy Lare tank.