Best quips/retorts to Kilt questions...

[Nighthawk]

When people ask if I'm Scottish, I usually just say "a little bit" but sometimes, I like to use a fake accent, and totally bs them. And I make it a point to lie about everything, and see how big I can make those lies before they call me on it. Typically it ends when one of my friends notices what I'm doing and spoils my fun.

Or, I like to respond in a different fake accent and say "No, Australian."

Or if I'm in a slightly less silly mood, and the conversation goes beyond one question, I will explain that you don't have be Scottish, and point out that my great grandfather wore a kilt,and he was a black guy from Chicago.

That's great! When I get asked if I'm Scottish, I say "I'm made in America with Scottish parts."

[sharpdressedscot]

I'll try to remember that line.

[auld argonian]

That's great! When I get asked if I'm Scottish, I say "I'm made in America with Scottish parts."

Boy...is that a t-shirt or what?


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