I do the hanging up and taking down of laundry in the mornings - because I put the things on hangers and stand on tiptoe to get them up onto the rods in the conservatory roof.
If I need anything down from the rods in the evening I have to stand on a brick to reach it - I have shrunk during the day.
Its just the effect of gravity on the soft parts - the price we pay for getting up on our hind legs and standing perpendicular to the world.
It is no wonder we are such agressive little primates - all the others have two heights - normal and threateningly upright hear me roar - we only have the one. It is as though we are destined from the age of eighteen months to be totally at odds with the rest of the world.
I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed."
-- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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