James,
Are you giving away Grant!
I think i'll stay on the east side of the Mississippi.
No - I tried to get him to come down, but he kept making excuses.
No place to stay - I offered the back of my pick-up.
No tranportation - I offered to teach him how to ride the rails.
His wife wouldn't let him - Pure Lie, she wants him out from under-foot.
No Passport - I offered to teach him to swim.
Excuses, excuses, excuses.....
I just think he's afraid to face up to the competition of the old man!
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